你怎么回事？你这从哪儿弄来的？ What's wrong with you? Where did you even get that?
强哥 干嘛啊你？ Johnny, what are you doing?
911 请问有什么紧急情况？ 9-1-1, what is your emergency?
喂？911 Hello? 9-1-1.
你有紧急情况吗？ Do you have an emergency?
先生 你能说话吗？ Sir, can you speak?
如果你说不了话 If you can't speak,
请按任意按钮进行按键操作 press any button on your phone.
按一次代表是 两次代表否 Once for yes, twice for no.
你还在吗？ Are you still there?
先生 请不要挂断 Sir, I want you to stay on the line
好吗？我会追踪你的位置 for me, okay? I'm gonna track your location.
“艺术即亚特”
你还在听吗？ Are you still with me?
喂？ Hello?
你还在吗？ Are you still there?
好吧 皮特森大街129号 Okay. 129, Peterson Drive,
迈尔斯县停尸房 Miles County Morgue.
先生 你还在听吗？ Sir, are you still with me?
请耐心等待 保持冷静 Just sit tight and remain calm.
警方和医护人员马上就到。。。 Police and paramedics are on their way...
“氟锑酸”（即六氟合锑酸 是氢氟酸和五氟化锑反应后的产物 现在已知最强的超强酸）
“迎头相撞致一家四口死亡”
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♪ 你并不孤单 ♪ ♪ You're not alone ♪
女士 我明白 Ma'am, I understand.
但我不能给您这些信息 But I can't give you that information.
保单上只写了您丈夫一个人 Your husband's the only one listed on the policy.
小娘生！ Bitch!
不是 女士 不是说您 您不是小娘生的 No, ma'am, not you. Not you.
妈妈 咱家没卷尺吗？ Mom, don't we have a tape measure?
我不知道 I don't know.
去微波炉旁边的抽屉里翻翻看 Check the drawer by the microwave.
是的 女士！ Yes, ma'am!
我理解 但以后 I understand that, but in the future,
您丈夫得打电话给保险公司 your husband's going to have to call the policy.
我现在可以告诉你的是 这份保单仍是有效的 All I can tell you is that it's still active.
是的 Yes.
嗯哼 Mmhmm.
你能等五分钟吗 去把你弟弟叫来 好吗？ Can you wait five minutes, and go get your brother, please?
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
我们经理也会跟您说 My manager is just gonna tell you
同样的话的 the same thing.
那么 你想好了没 So, did you figure out
明天要装扮成什么？ what you're dressing up as tomorrow?
迈尔斯县小丑 The Miles County clown.
- 别胡闹 - 怎么了？ - Don't do that. - Why not?
那样太不尊重生命了 Because that's beyond disrespectful.
你们在说什么呢？ What are we talking about?
他想打扮成那个 He wants to dress up as a real guy
去年残杀了9个人的杀人恶魔 who murdered nine people last year.
你知道你这样多么麻木不仁吗？ Do you have any idea how insensitive that is?
再说难听点 就是变态 Not to mention, sick.
- 哦 你不能穿成那样 - 只是一套服装罢了 - Oh, you're not doing that. - It's just a costume.
你想想如果换作是咱家的人 How would you feel if God forbid,
被那个变态狂杀了 he attacked someone in our family,
然后别人打扮成那样庆祝 你会怎么想？ and people celebrated him?
这就是你正想做的事 That's basically what you're doing.
（金刚注：杰夫瑞·达莫，美国著名连环变态杀手，谋杀过17人并奸尸烹尸吃尸） 你有见过别人打扮成杰夫瑞·达莫 You don't see people dressing up as Jeffrey Dahmer
（金刚注：查尔斯·曼森，邪教组织曼森家族首领，自称杀过35人，包括著名导演罗曼·波兰斯基怀孕8个月的妻子莎伦·泰特） 或者查尔斯·曼森吗 or Charles Manson.
我觉得你们两位都反应过度了 I think you're both overreacting.
是吧？ Do you?
严格来说查尔斯·曼森从未杀过人 Charles Manson technically never killed anyone.
好了 好了 够了 All right, all right. Enough.
我说“不行” 那就是不行 I said, "No," and that's it.
你们知道吗 纳粹曾给孩子们的眼睛注射 Did you know that Nazis used to inject children's eyeballs
看眼珠会不会变色 to see if they would change color?
乔纳森！ Jonathan!
多谢 Thank you.
那么 你明天有什么计划？ So, what are your plans tomorrow?
梅根·梅兰妮要办万圣节派对 Megan Melanie's throwing a Halloween party.
那很好啊 That's nice.
和谁一块去 爱丽？ Who are you going with, Allie?
还有布鲁可 And Brooke.
她不会开车吧？ She's not driving, is she?
准备搭辆优步 I'm gonna take an Uber.
怎么 好让你喝个烂醉吗？ Why, so you can get shitfaced?
你把妈妈当傻瓜是吗？仙娜 Who do you think I am, stupid, Sienna?
每次我一出去就得搞成这样吗？ Do we have to do this every time I go out?
你知道我不喝酒的 You know I don't drink.
你说是这么说的 So you say.
你弟弟从来不合上这些该死的盒盖 Your brother never closes these goddamn boxes.
给我吧 我来收拾 Give me that. I got it.
妈妈 你想不想知道 Mom, do you ever...
关于乔纳森的一些事？ wonder about Jonathan?
你啥意思？ What do you mean?
你知道吗 他。。。 You know, he's...
迈尔斯县独家新闻 “血肉横飞万圣节”
- 他是个怪人 - 怪在哪儿？ - He's an oddball. - So, what?
我之前去他房间的时候发现他在百度连环杀手的资料 He was looking up serial killers when I went in his room before.
刚才呢 他 他又提到纳粹反犹大屠杀 Now, he's... he's talking about Nazis and the Holocaust.
- 我的意思是。。。 - 这只是成长的一个阶段 仙娜 - I mean... - It's just a phase, Sienna.
会过去的 It'll pass.
你一年前就这么说了 You said that a year ago.
是 额 他失去了父亲 Yeah, well, he lost his father.
我没失去吗？ And I didn't?
你不知道我也渴望关注需要关心 You don't see me crying out for attention.
是吗 好吧 我有时倒也希望你有话就说出来 Yeah, well, I wish you would from time to time.
你一直把所有事都憋在心里 这样不利于身心健康 You keep everything bottled up. It's not healthy.
好吧 All right.
那到时候要是在他房间里发现动物尸体什么的别说我没提醒你 Just don't be surprised if you find a dead animal in his room.
我说 你说话客气点 行吗？ You know what? Watch your mouth, huh?
“迈尔斯县大屠杀”（警告：内容露骨）
“小丑亚特是谁？”
那么你呢？ And what about you?
你爸带你去钓什么米多鱼还是马冬鱼的时候 When Daddy took you fishing for those midos or macos.
米诺鱼 Minnows.
我不管叫什么鱼 Whatever they're called.
他发现你把那些鱼的头全剪断了 And he found you cutting the heads off.
你以为我不记得了是吗？ Didn't think I'd remember that, did you?
我那时候比乔纳森现在小得多 I was a lot younger than Jonathan.
不 你那时候已经够大了 Well, you were old enough to know the difference
应该懂什么是对什么是错 between right and wrong.
你弟弟身心很健康 Your brother's fine.
你有强力胶吗？ Do you have any Super Glue?
还有一点点 A little.
- 你要这个干嘛？ - 这根绳子断了 - Why, what happened? - The string came off.
你明天还是要穿这身吗 I thought you weren't gonna wear this tomorrow.
那我不化脸妆了 I won't paint my face then.
- 乔纳森 - 拜托 - Jonathan. - Come on.
现在再换别的装扮太迟了 It's too late to get another costume.
给我 Give me.
佛祖啊 怎么你吃完晚饭又长高了一英尺吗？ Jesus. What, did you grow another foot since dinner?
我是我们班最高的 Tallest kid in my class.
是嘛 不过 你还是打不过我 Yeah, well, I can still kick your ass.
你嘚瑟不了多久了 Not for long.
真恶心 That is sick.
- 还剩多少？ - 刚完成头骨 - How much do you have left? - Just finishing up the skull.
看起来就像爸爸画的角色 It looks just like Daddy's character.
你知道吗？ You know?
你现在的画功和他几乎一样好了 You draw almost as good as him now.
谢谢 Thanks.
这也是你服装的一部分吗？ Is this a part of your costume, too?
不 我可不能带着那玩意儿上街 No. I could not walk out in the streets with that thing.
还没走两步就会被抓起来的 I'd get arrested in like two seconds.
是的 但要是带着这把剑没人敢惹你 Yeah. But nobody would mess with you.
- 那当然 - 是的 - That's for sure. - Right.
拜托你小心点 那刀刃像剃刀一般锋利 Just be careful, please. That blade's like razor sharp.
给 应该可以了 There. Should be good now.
牛逼 Awesome.
你觉得那家伙还在逍遥法外吗？ You think that guy's still out there?
哪个家伙？ Who?
那个迈尔斯县小丑 The Miles County clown.
你到底被那小丑灌了什么迷魂药？ What's up with you and this clown all of a sudden?
你搞得像它的脑残粉了 You're like obsessed.
他的尸体一直没找到 They never found his body.
万一他决定小丑回魂呢？ What if he decides to come back here?
这就是你想打扮成他那样子的原因吗？ Is that why you wanna dress up like him?
你觉得他如果看到你穿他的那套打扮 You think if he sees you wearing his costume,
他会对你很亲切是吗？ he'll be all cordial with you?
亲切？ Cordial?
友好 Friendly.
不是啊 No.
我压根不担心 I wouldn't worry about it.
就算他可能还活着 On the off chance that he is still alive,
我敢肯定他已经远走高飞了 I'm sure he's gone far away from here.
- 再次感谢帮我搞定这帽子 - 客气了您内 - Thanks again for the hat. - You're welcome.
向下轻拍 Tap lower down.
欧文 我又看见它了 Owen, I saw it again.
唔？ Hmm?
♪ 南来的北往的不要错过小丑咖吧 ♪ ♪ Drop on by the clown café ♪
♪ 这俱乐部令人害怕 ♪ ♪ The club is downright gruesome ♪
♪ 但你胃口着实太大 ♪ ♪ But your appetite so big ♪
♪ 因为食物有点嘻哈 食物有点嘻哈 ♪ ♪ 'Cause food's a little funny, food's a little funny ♪
♪ 小丑咖吧里的食物有点嘻哈 ♪ ♪ Food's a little funny at the clown café ♪
♪ 南来的北往的不要错过小丑咖吧 上门送餐服务顶呱呱 ♪ ♪ Drop on by the clown café, your favorite meals on wheels ♪
♪ 虽然菜单恶心巴拉 但是商品全搞特价 ♪ ♪ The menu is disgusting and it's full of special deals ♪
♪ 其他好处倒是没啥 餐盘得靠自己来抓 ♪ ♪ Nothing here is good for you, so grab yourself a tray ♪
♪ 因为小丑咖吧里的食物有点嘻哈 ♪ ♪ 'Cause food's a little funny at the clown café ♪
♪ 南来的北往的不要错过小丑咖吧 ♪ ♪ Drop on by the clown café ♪
♪ 你的订单飞走之前给你两倍加码 ♪ ♪ Double up your order quick before it runs away ♪
♪ 因为小丑咖吧里的食物有点嘻哈 ♪ ♪ 'Cause food's a little funny at the clown café ♪
♪ 放学后何不过来随便吃点啥 ♪ ♪ Why not visit after school and have yourselves a bite? ♪
♪ 一道开胃菜定会让你胃酥麻 ♪ ♪ An appetizing appetizer certain to delight ♪
♪ 我们还没骑大马 ♪ ♪ We haven't done a ride ♪
♪ 因为会让你蛀牙 ♪ ♪ And thus, it makes your tooth decay ♪
♪ 因为小丑咖吧里的食物有点嘻哈 ♪ ♪ 'Cause food's a little funny at the clown café ♪
♪ 南来的北往的不要错过小丑咖吧 ♪ ♪ Drop on by the clown café ♪
♪ 这里食物好生可怕 ♪ ♪ The grub is downright gruesome ♪
♪ 但你胃口着实太大 ♪ ♪ But your appetite so big ♪
♪ 因为小丑咖吧里的食物有点嘻哈 ♪ ♪ 'Cause food's a little funny Food's a little funny ♪
♪ 小丑咖吧里的食物有点嘻哈 ♪ ♪ Food's a little funny at the clown café ♪
你愿意帮助这个人吗？ Will you help this man?
你 那边的！对！喂饱这个人 You, over there! Yeah! Feed this man.
你呢？他饿了 你愿意喂这个人吗？ How about you? He's hungry. Will you feed this man?
他不是隐形人 喂他！ He's not invisible. Feed him!
来自蜜雪冰糖的新款亚特脆饼 New Art Crispies from Sugar Plum.
每一口都饱含乐趣与小惊喜 Fun, little surprises in every bite.
玻璃 虫子加剃须刀片 Glass, insects, and razorblade.
谁也不知道会有何发现！ There's no telling what you may find!
每个盒子里都附赠特别奖品 Special prize included in every box.
瓦屋！我好想知道我得到了什么奖品！ Wow! I wonder what I got!
说到惊喜 孩子们 Speaking of surprises, kids,
今天我们请来了一位非常特殊的嘉宾 we have a very special guest with us today.
作为一个哑口不语的人 Now, for a guy who doesn't speak,
他确实制造了很多噪音 he sure makes a lot of noise.
让我们欢迎这位从迈尔斯县远道而来的贵客 有请小丑亚特 All the way from Miles County, please welcome Art the Clown.
喔！喔！好耶！ Whoo! Whoo! Yeah!
耶！ Yeah!
停止你们在做的一切事！ Stop everything you're doing now!
我看见你们狂塞食物的嘴脸 喂给他吃！他太饿了 I see you feeding your faces. Feed him! He's so hungry.
喂这个人！给这个人！ Feed this man! Feed this man!
给他！ Feed this man!
每个盒子里都附赠特别奖品 Special prize included in every box.
泄特 Shit.
甚么一回事？ What's going on?
- 妈妈！ - 下楼去！ - Mom! - Get downstairs!
耶稣基督啊！ Jesus Christ!
妈妈 你干什么呢？快啊！ Mom, what are you doing? Come on!
你不是吧 仙娜？ Really, Sienna?
你就这么让点着的蜡烛摆你梳妆台上烧了一整晚？ You left burning candles on your dresser all night?
你特么是不是傻？ What are you, fucking stupid?
我什么都没做 我睡之前蜡烛没点着 I didn't do anything. They weren't lit.
那请你给我翻译翻译 Then please explain to me
你这间天杀的房间是怎么着起火来的 how your goddamn room caught on fire.
- 我不知道 - 你不知道 - I have no idea. - You have no idea.
所以是凭空自燃的吗？ So, it just spontaneously combusted out of thin air?
- 我想是的吧 - 仙娜。。。 - I guess so. - Sienna...
回去睡觉 你明早还要上学 Get back to bed. You have school in the morning.
- 你是说我还得上学？ - 要我说第二遍吗？ - You mean I still have to go? - What did I say?
你知道我要说什么吗？仙娜 You know what, Sienna?
咱家总有一天会被你害死 You are going to kill us one of these days,
不是被你的化学品 就是被你的热风器 between your chemicals and your heat guns,
还熬夜熬到凌晨4点 and staying up until 4:00
鬼知道你在搞什么！ in the fucking morning doing God only knows what!
哦 我的上帝 我说了一百遍了 Oh, my God. For the hundredth time,
我没用什么化学品 I was not using chemicals
也没有在我梳妆台上摆放点着的蜡烛！ and I did not leave burning candles on my dresser!
- 为什么你就不能相信我？ - 因为。。。 - Why can't you just believe me? - Because...
今晚睡我房间 我睡沙发 Stay in my room tonight, and I'll sleep on the couch.
我不介意睡沙发 I don't mind sleeping on the couch.
去睡觉 Go to bed.
最下面抽屉里的东西我都留着 I kept whatever was in the bottom drawer.
大部分都毁了 Most of it's ruined.
回家后一定要把车停车库里 Make sure you park in the garage when you get home.
隔壁那些畜生总是扔鸡蛋 Those animals next door are always throwing eggs
和剃须膏 and shaving cream.
我可不想车被刮坏 I don't want the car getting scratched up.
你知道爸爸给我的那把剑吗？ You know the sword Daddy got me?
怎么了？ What about it?
昨晚那把剑在我梳妆台上 It was on top of my dresser last night.
好吧 也许可以修复 Well, maybe it can be restored.
烧坏了吗？ Is it bad?
完好无损 It's fine.
上面一点儿烧痕都没 There's not a mark on it.
那很好啊 That's good.
你的衣服可就没这么幸运了 Can't say the same for your clothes.
乔纳森 快点 你还有五分钟时间 Jonathan, hurry up. You have five minutes.
欢迎回到我们的节目 Welcome back to the program.
您正在收看的是 莫妮卡·布朗脱口秀 If you're just tuning in, I'm sitting here live
我正与一年前的今天迈尔斯县大屠杀的 with the sole survivor of the Miles County massacre,
唯一幸存者进行现场座谈直播 which occurred exactly one year ago today.
我做这个节目已经很多年了 I've worked on the show for many years,
但从来没有和一位 and I've never sat across from someone
像您这么有故事的人访谈过 who has a story to tell quite like yours.
再次感谢您抽出时间坐下来 Thank you again for taking the time to sit down
- 与我交谈 - 这是我的荣幸 - and speak with me. - It's my pleasure.
那么 上次我们谈到 你从昏迷中 Now, when we left off, we were talking about the moment
醒来的那一刻 you woke up from the coma.
你还记得你第一次看到你的脸时的 Do you remember your initial reaction
第一反应吗？ when you first saw your face?
记得 Yes.
您愿意和我们分享吗？ Would you like to share that with us?
我真希望我死了 I wished I was dead.
您现在还有这种感觉吗？ Do you still feel that way?
人们会被我现在的模样 People are frightened
吓坏 尤其是儿童 by the way that I look, especially children.
这对我来说真的很难接受 And it's really difficult for me to deal with that,
所以与世隔绝是最理想的 so isolation is ideal.
那么 那个袭击你的人是什么人？ Now, what about your attacker?
一个只被称为“小丑亚特”的人 The man only identified as Art the Clown.
嗯 关于他所谓的死亡 Well, there's a lot of controversy
还有很多争议 surrounding his supposed death.
当局发表了一份声明 The authorities issued a statement,
声称此人的尸体 claiming that his body disappeared
于案发后的第二天早晨在县验尸官办公室消失了 from the county coroner's office the morning after the attack.
他死了 我亲眼看到的 He's dead. I saw it happen.
- 哥几个干嘛呢？ - 伙计 快看肖恩发现了什么 - What are you guys doing? - Dude, look what Sean found.
一只新吉祥物 It's the new mascot.
我地妈 Oh, man.
正合你胃口 是吧 小丑脑残粉？ Right up your alley, huh, J man?
我想知道它是怎么死的 I wonder how it died.
可能是吃了学校食堂的肉饼 Probably had the school meatloaf.
我觉得你们还是别碰它了 I think you should leave it alone.
为什么？他又不介意 What for? He doesn't mind.
噫 真腻性 It's so gross.
伙计 你应该早点过来 Dude, you should have been here.
刚才有几只鸟在嘬这家伙的屁眼 Couple of birds were eating his asshole.
是啊 Yeah.
瞧我的 斯黛芬妮！ Watch this. Stephanie!
斯黛芬妮！过来一下 Stephanie! Come here for a minute.
肖恩 别闹了 Sean, come on.
准能吓尿她 It's gonna be awesome.
- 怎么了？ - 过来看 - What's up? - Check it out.
有只猫在这垃圾箱后面下了崽 Some cat just gave birth behind the dumpster.
- 真的？ - 是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
来康康这些小猫 Go look at all the kittens.
哦买噶！ Oh, my God!
怎么了？蛆虫也需要爱！ What's wrong? Maggots need love, too!
斯黛芬妮！ Stephanie!
你去吗？ Can you?
哪能一桩事体？ What's going on?
我操 普林西比老师 Oh, shit. Ms. Principe.
你们几个在这作甚？ What are you boys doing back here?
哦 基督啊 亨德森先生 Oh, Christ. Mr. Henderson.
- 我什么都没干 - 真的？ - Nothing. - Really?
你给我马上去找柯蒂斯老师 You go find Mr. Curtis right now,
把这玩意儿给我处理掉 and you have him move that.
还有你们俩 去上课 And you two, get to class.
快去！ Move it!
乔纳森 Jonathan.
把注意力集中在你的试卷上 Keep your eyes on your own paper.
惠伦老师 Mr. Whalen.
我可以出去一下吗？ May I be excused?
等等 我好像忘带短裤了 Wait. I think I forgot my shorts.
我应该多带了一条 I think I have an extra pair.
- 那T恤有多带吗？ - 可能吧 - Do you have an extra shirt? - I might.
我们可以去洗手间。。。 We can go to the bathroom...
嘿！别在走廊里乱跑！ Hey! No running in the hallways!
乔纳森 给我回来！ Jonathan, get back here!
我的上帝 Oh, my God.
万圣节快乐 我的小美女 Happy Halloween, my pretty.
- 现在吃巧克力早了点吧 不是吗？ - 嗯 - Little early for chocolate, no? - Mm.
我可是一个经常吃 You're talking to someone who eats Count Chocula
巧克力早餐麦片的人 on a regular basis.
我们可以不谈论谷类作物吗？ Can we not talk about cereal?
好吗？ Please?
好吧 Okay.
今天早上有人心情不好 Someone's in a mood this morning.
对不起 Sorry.
昨晚几乎没睡 Barely slept last night.
让我猜猜 Let me guess.
你凌晨四点才睡 You were up until 4:00 in the morning,
又在制作万圣节服装了 working on that Halloween costume again.
确切地说 应该是6点 Actually, it was more like 6:00.
你们今天早上听说莫妮卡·布朗的事了吗？ Did you guys hear about Monica Brown this morning?
呃！那个毒舌脱口秀主持人？ Ugh! That bitchy talk show host?
是啊 那贱人的脸整个被撕烂了 Yeah, that bitchy talk show host totally got her face torn off.
什么？ What?
好吧 听我说 Okay, get this.
当时她在采访那个迈尔斯县杀人案的幸存者 So, she had that Miles County survivor on.
你们还记得那个昏迷的 Do you remember the one who was in the coma
整个面孔毁容的人吗？叫什么来着？ and her face was all mutilated? What's her name?
忘了 好像叫 维多利亚什么的 It was like, I don't know, Victoria or something.
- 维多利亚·海耶斯？ - 对 - Victoria Heyes? - Yes.
那人在节目里崩溃了 是吧？ She had a meltdown on the show, right?
然后在后台 她彻底发飙了 And then backstage, she went full-on psycho,
完了就徒手殴打撕咬莫妮卡·布朗 and mauled Monica Brown with her bare hands.
- 不会吧 - 我勒了个去 - No way. - Oh, my God.
她死了吗？ Is she dead?
我意思是 如果她够幸运的话 I mean, if she's lucky.
怎么？你见过那种脸部移植照片吗？ What? You ever see photos of those transplant faces,
看起来就像蛋头先生那种？ looking like Mr. Potato Head?
- 见她的鬼 - 天啊 真那么扯呼吗？ - Fuck that shit. - God, is it really that bad?
额 我还没见过 Well, I haven't seen photos.
但据我所知 But from what I hear,
她看起来有点像我饼干里的东西 she kinda looks like the inside of my cookie.
眼球全被挖了出来 Her eyes are all gouged out.
鼻子就像从脸上垂下来一样 And her nose was like falling off of her face.
我地妈 Oh, my God.
而且我听说她的脸颊 And I heard that her cheek
有一小部分 是在维多利亚·海耶斯的 like a little bit, was found at the bottom
鞋底下找到的 of Victoria Heyes' shoe.
你还好吧？ You okay?
仙娜？ Sienna?
嘿 你没事吧？ Hey, you all right?
我真不是故意用莫妮卡·布朗的破事儿 I really didn't mean to freak you out
来吓你的 with that Monica Brown shit.
- 真对不起 - 没事 - I'm so sorry. - No.
- 是大丈夫吗？ - 大丈夫 我没事 我很好 - You okay? - I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm fine.
我只是。。。我想我只是需要点时间 I just... I just need a second I think.
嗨 劳您大驾 Hi. Excuse me.
请不要多管闲事 好吗？ Can you mind your own business, please?
谢谢 Thank you.
我天 仙娜 告诉我 My God. Sienna, talk to me.
你究竟怎么了？ What's going on?
我家。。。我家昨晚着火了 We had... we had a fire last night.
- 什么？哪儿？ - 我房间 - What? Where? - My room.
我一定是点着蜡烛睡着了 I must've fallen asleep with the candles burning.
- 真的好险 - 好吧 “好险”是有多险？ - It was pretty bad. - Okay. How bad is "pretty bad"?
火焰都喷到天花板了 Like flames touching the ceiling,
差点整栋房子都被烧成灰烬 entire house could have burned down bad.
- 天呐 人都没事吧？ - 没事 嗯 没事 - Jesus. Is everyone okay? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
不是 内什么 我妈及时把火扑灭了 No, my mom put the flames out in time.
瓦屋 幸好他妈的大救星芭芭拉来了 Wow. Fucking Barbara to the rescue.
我发誓那女人是个超级英雄 I swear that woman's a superhero.
- 她发怒了吧？ - 大发雷霆 - Was she pissed? - Livid.
今天早上骂了我整整一个半小时 Berated me for a good hour and a half this morning.
要我说 不算太糟糕 I mean, that's not so bad.
我意思是 你差点把睡梦中的一家人 I mean, you did almost torch the whole family
全烧死 in their sleep.
听着 重要的是没人受伤 对吧？ Look. The important thing is that nobody got hurt. Right?
说真的 几个礼拜后 你就会拿这事 Seriously, in a few weeks, you'll be laughing
- 当笑话讲了 - 我看得几个月吧 - about the whole thing. - More like months.
- 好吧 几个月 - 也许一年 - Okay. A couple months. - Probably a year.
不仅仅是火灾 It wasn't just the fire.
昨晚。。。 It...
昨晚发生了相当奇怪的事 Something really strange happened last night.
什么事？ What?
没什么 没事 我很好 Nothing. Nothing. I'm fine.
- 你确定？ - 嗯 确定 - You sure? - Yeah. Yeah.
嗯 内什么 走吧 额。。。 Yeah, no, come on. Um...
我们。。。我们回去吧 Let's... let's go back.
额 我那些吃的可能已经冰凉了 Now, that my food is probably ice cold.
想吃我的莫妮卡·布朗饼干吗？ You want a piece of my Monica Brown cookie?
- 布鲁可 - 抱歉 - Brooke. - Sorry.
讨厌你 I hate you.
谢谢你 警官 Thank you, Officer.
很抱歉给你添麻烦了 I'm so sorry to cause you trouble.
没关系 祝您愉快 女士 No problem. Have a nice day, ma'am.
您也是 You, too.
- 回你的房间去 - 可是妈妈 我。。。 - Get to your room. - But mom, I...
回房去 Go to your room.
在我开口之前 我不想再 I don't wanna hear another word out of you
听你说一个字 until I say so.
真不敢相信我沦落到 I can't believe I'm reduced
只能在廉价商店买一对鸡翅了 to a pair of cheap store-bought wings.
你觉不觉得太小了点？ You think these are too small?
你还要多大啊？ How big do you want 'em?
你这样会整晚扇别人耳光或者 You're gonna be knocking over people's drinks
打翻别人饮料的 and shit all night.
我觉得挺可爱的 I think they're cute.
好吧 可爱那就不可怕了 Well, they're not terrible.
你真的别无选择了 You don't really have a choice.
额 是我妈 Ugh, it's my mom.
你跟你妈说咱们今晚要去哪？ Where did you tell your mother we were going tonight?
梅根·梅兰妮的万圣节派对 Megan Melanie's Halloween party.
好吧 我在门口等你 Okay. I'll catch you out front.
好的 Okay.
嘿 妈妈 Hey, Mom.
好 Good.
没 我跟仙娜一块在买东西 No, I'm just in town with Sienna.
你几点回家？因为。。。 What time are you gonna be home? Because...
对不起 Sorry.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
奈斯 Nice.
没事 刚撞到了一个 Nothing. I just ran into a man
穿着可怕小丑服装的人 wearing terrifying clown costume.
想买什么？要我帮你找吗？ Can I help you find anything?
需要帮忙吗？ Need any help?
额 一切都还好吧？ Uh, find everything okay?
是的 嗯哼 Yeah. Mmhmm.
这个我得扫一下条码 I'm gonna need to scan those.
哦 额 对 抱歉 Oh. Um, right. Sorry.
不打紧 It's all good.
好的 总共是32.25元 Okay. That'll be 32.25.
好的 额。。。 Yeah, um...
我的包好像落在楼下了 I think I left my bag downstairs.
先生 Sir.
你要把那个放嘴里的话 If you're gonna put that in your mouth,
得付钱 you gotta pay for it.
给 Here you go.
谢谢 Thanks.
内什么 要不我给你拿个大袋子吧 You know what? I'm gonna go get you a big bag.
哦 不 不 我。。。我真的。。。 Oh, no, no. I... I really...
- 我不需。。。我不需要大袋子 - 不 不 没事的 - I don't... I don't need it. - No, no, it's fine.
就在后面 我去拿下马上就来 I got 'em right back here.
好吧 Okay.
请别这样 Please don't.
停下 请停下！求你了！ Stop. Please stop! Please!
嘿 哥们儿 Hey, buddy?
能不能别再找麻烦？ You wanna quit causin' trouble?
- 谢谢 - 谢谢你 - Thank you. - Thank you.
- 万圣节快乐 - 你也是 - Happy Halloween. - You, too.
喂 我们要打烊了 老兄 Yo, we closin' up, man.
你要买什么？ Can I help you find something?
8块9毛9 8.99.
你是认真的吗？ Are you serious right now?
喂 你到底能不能付钱？ Yo, can you pay for that or not?
先生 你在干什么？ Sir, what are you doing?
好吧 先生 你知道吗？我要报警了 All right. Sir, you know what? I'm gonna call the police.
嘿！你听见我说的了吗？ Hey! Did you hear what I said?
给我滚出去 不然我打得你连你奶奶都不认识你 Get the hell outta here before I fuck you up.
太他妈疯狂了 That's fucking crazy.
我跟你说 就是那个人 爱丽 I'm telling you it was him, Allie.
尖尖的长鼻子上 Right down to the little black dot
有颗小黑点 on the tip of his nose.
仙娜 你这是自说自话 Sienna, you said it yourself.
我意思是 今晚会有成百上千个傻屌 I mean, there are gonna be hundreds
打扮成那个疯子的模样 of douchebags dressed up as that psycho tonight.
连你弟弟都说要扮成他那个鬼样子 Even your brother was talking about going as him.
我不是说你弟弟是傻屌 Not that I'm calling your brother a douchebag.
这只是个巧合 It's just a coincidence.
那你怎么解释那火灾？ Then how do you explain the fire?
我做梦梦见了火灾然后就真的着火了 I dreamt it and it happened.
你最近换药了吗？ Did you change medications recently?
我勒了个去 我没疯！ Jesus Christ. I'm not crazy!
别上火 Take a breath.
我。。。我只是想说 你有没有想过 I... I'm just saying, did you ever consider
合理的解释也许应该反一反 the logical explanation that maybe the fire
其实是那火灾引起你做了那个噩梦 caused your nightmare, not the other way around?
什么？ What?
我认为火灾是在你入睡后发生的 I think that the fire started while you were sleeping.
然后就演变成了你的噩梦 And it worked its way into your nightmare.
我是说 你的身体一定感觉到了火焰 I mean, your body must've felt the flames.
你知道这种破事儿也是经常发生的 You know shit like that happens all the time.
我说 你到底要不要买糖果？ Look, are you getting candy or what?
咱们杵在这儿。。。是几个意思？ I mean, what are... What are we doing here?
就算是你说的那样 Even if that is the case,
可还是没能解释火灾的起因 it doesn't explain how the fire started.
来吧 宝贝 Come on, honey.
我天 他们这儿关门了 Oh, my. They're closed.
- 哇哦 - 哦 - Wow. - Oh.
瞧那个 妈妈 Look at that, Mom.
是 很棒 宝贝 Yeah, that's wonderful, honey.
酷 Cool.
好了 我们走吧 走 All right. Let's go. Let's go.
你别又赖在这儿不走了 You're just gonna stay here the whole time.
快走 Come on.
我们不会直接与保险公司联系 We don't go direct with our insurers.
好吧 请告诉我您的邮政编码 Okay, but let me get your zip code.
我帮您找个您附近的区域经纪 I'm gonna find a broker in your area.
你在家做什么？ What are you doing home?
他来了 仙娜 He's here, Sienna.
谁？ Who?
迈尔斯县小丑 The Miles County clown.
你在港咩鬼？ What are you talking about?
我今天在学校看见他了 I saw him today in my school.
和警察拍的照片一模一样 Just like in the police photos.
你慢点 Slow down.
是他 It was him.
今晚一定会粗大事儿 Something really bad is gonna happen tonight.
这是爸爸的素描本吗？ Is that Daddy's sketchbook?
看这儿 Look here.
你拿到这个本子有多久了？ How long have you had this?
乔纳森 回答我 Jonathan, answer me.
你知道我们找这个找了多久 You know how long we've been looking for this.
读读这个 Read this.
“十岁女孩被残忍肢解 当地嘉年华发现尸体” 记者：韦斯·托兰斯 这个女孩我今天也看见了 就是这个女孩 I saw her today. This exact girl.
只是她那模样看起来不像人类 Only she didn't look human.
“迈尔斯县旗帜报” “万圣节恐怖事件” 这里边一定有某种联系 这个女孩 以前那次嘉年华 There's some kinda connection between her, the old carnival,
以及那个迈尔斯县小丑 and the Miles County clown.
今晚一定会粗大事儿 Something really bad's gonna happen tonight.
我知道 I know it.
这些剪报是你贴上去的吗？ Did you put these in here?
不是 No.
你看看这个 But look at this.
就是他！ It's him!
这是爸爸画的？ Daddy drew this?
这还不是全部 That's not all.
如果跟你也有联系呢？ What if you're connected, too?
什么？ What?
乔纳森 你疯了 Jonathan, you're acting crazy.
你疯了 你知道吗？ You're acting crazy. Okay?
他为你创造了这个角色 He created this character for you.
他临死前给了你那把剑 He gave you that sword right before he died.
就好像他早就料到这一切了 It's like he saw this coming.
爸爸为我画过很多东西 Daddy drew a lot of things for me.
给我买过很多东西 He bought me tons of shit.
说真的 你哪根神经搭牢了吗？ Seriously, what's wrong with you?
- 你知道自己在说什么吗？ - 这儿发生咩事？ - Do you even hear yourself? - What's going on in here?
他给你看这个了没？ Did he show you this?
她不在乎 She doesn't care.
她只是生气 因为我可能会被停学 She's just pissed, 'cause I might get suspended.
停学 为什么？ Suspended. For what?
哦 你没告诉你姐姐？ Oh, you didn't tell her?
你弟弟今早把一只死动物 Your brother brought a dead animal to school
带进了学校 this morning.
- 什么？ - 是的 - What? - Yeah.
一只死动物 你敢相信吗？ A dead animal. Can you believe it?
他把学校走廊搞得不堪入目 He vandalized the halls.
学校老师告诉我这事的时候 I almost had a fucking heart attack
我特么差点心脏病犯了 when they told me.
不是我 是那个小丑 It wasn't me. It was the clown.
是那个小女孩带进来的 The little girl brought it in.
我不想再听到关于那个天杀的小丑的任何一句话了 I don't wanna hear another word about this goddamn clown.
他回来的时候 衬衫和手上 He was covered in blood on his shirt and his hands
全是血 when he got here.
你被校长当场逮住了 The principal literally caught you red-handed.
是他把那东西朝我扔过来的 That's 'cause he threw it at me.
我应该听你的 I should've listened to you.
你跟我说了一遍又一遍 You have been telling me over and over again
这孩子真的有问题 about this kid.
周一我会给席福林医生打电话 I'm calling Dr. Schiffrin on Monday.
我要制止这一切 I'm putting a stop to this now.
把你那该死的饭碗放进那该死的水槽里去 And put your goddamn bowl in the sink.
我不想再重复了 I'm not telling you again.
真的是他 It was him.
你一定要相信我 You gotta believe me.
乔纳森 Jonathan.
可能。。。 It was...
可能只是学校里的几个熊孩子 在捣乱 It was probably just some kids at school, messing around.
今天是一年一度的节日 It's the one-year anniversary.
我是说 我一个小时前就已经 I mean, I already saw some...
看见几个怪人穿着一样的魔咒奇装异服了 jerk wearing that same costume in Abracadabra an hour ago.
那这些图画和报道呢？ What about these drawings and these articles then?
我们都知道爸爸发生了什么事 We both know what happened to Daddy.
好吧 这一切都不是他的错 Okay, none of this was his fault.
而这里面所有丑陋的东西 And all of these ugly things in here,
都不是他真正想表达的 that's not who he was.
他爱你 He loved you...
非常爱你 very much.
会没事的 It's gonna be okay.
- 今晚待在家里 - 乔纳森 - Stay home tonight. - Jonathan.
求你 我求你了 Please. I'm begging you.
- 什么事都不会发生 - 好吧 - Nothing's gonna happen. - Fine.
你就等着今晚一大群人被杀吧 Just don't act surprised when a bunch of people
到时候别惊声尖叫 get killed tonight.
真是前世作孽。。。 Have you ever...
我相信他 I believe him.
你相信他什么？ About what?
我相信他没在学校搞破坏 I don't think he vandalized the school.
哦 现在你又相信他了？ Oh, now, you believe him?
昨天你还觉得他是十二宫杀手 Yesterday, he was the Zodiac Killer.
是什么改变了你的推理能力？ What's changed?
去开门 Get the door.
由于最近爆发的大肠杆菌疫情 Restaurants on the East Coast
东海岸各地餐馆 have recalled romaine lettuce
已召回长叶莴苣 due to a recent E. Coli outbreak.
至少12人被送往医院治疗 At least 12 people have been hospitalized
其中2人病情危急 and two are in critical condition.
- 嗨 - 不给糖就捣蛋！ - Hi. - Trick or treat!
万圣节快乐 Happy Halloween.
哦 我喜欢你这身装扮 Oh, I love your makeup.
哦 全是她自个儿做的 Oh, she did it all herself.
瓦屋！好腻害 Wow! Great job.
该对大姐姐说什么？ What do you say?
谢谢姐姐 Thank you.
不用谢 真乖 You're welcome.
- 拜 - 拜 - Bye. - Bye.
啊 你这么大了还玩不给糖就捣蛋？ Ah, aren't you a little old to be trick or treating?
等下 Wait a minute.
你该不会是服装店那个人吧？ Aren't you that guy from the costume shop?
是你吧？ You are?
你在这儿干嘛呢？哦 What are you doing here? Oh.
我说 你是住在这儿附近吗？ Seriously, do you live around here or something?
嗯 Hmm.
你知道吗 你真的很怪 You're really weird, you know that?
是 听着 我懂了 伙计 Yeah. Look, I get it, dude.
整个令人毛骨悚然的哑剧噱头 The whole creepy, silent mime gimmick.
我意思是 非常有节日效果 I mean, it's very effective.
你这个血迹也好真实 And the blood is a nice touch also.
是 我给不了你什么 Yeah. I can't give you anything.
不 我很抱歉 真的 成。。。成年人不玩这游戏 No, I'm sorry. Really. No... no candy for grownups.
慢走不送 Come on.
你奏凯 Go away.
我说真的 混蛋 你去敲别人家门吧 Seriously, asshole, go bother somebody else.
我不跟你开玩笑 Are you kidding me right now?
我说了 让你滚 我是认真的 I said, get out of here. I mean it.
等等 好吧 那我给你糖 你就走吗？ Wait. So, if I give you candy, you'll leave?
行吧 Fine.
给 万圣节快乐 Here. Happy Halloween.
另一则新闻 In other news,
脱口秀主持人 莫妮卡·布朗 talk show provocateur, Monica Brown
“重磅新闻” “主持人莫妮卡·布朗遇袭后生命垂危” 今晚仍处于危急状态 is still in critical condition this evening,
今天早些时候她在KLA演播室 following a violent attack which took place
遭遇暴袭 at KLA Studios earlier today.
这位电视节目主持人在与嘉宾 The TV host was violently assaulted
维多利亚·海耶斯进行直播访谈后 in her dressing room after a live broadcast
在后台更衣室遭到暴力袭击 with guest Victoria Heyes.
海耶斯是2017年迈尔斯县大屠杀事件的 Heyes is the sole survivor of the Miles County massacre
唯一幸存者 该事件造成8人死亡 of 2017, which left eight people dead
而幸存者海耶斯亦伤势严重 and Heyes in critical condition.
这名20岁男子在案发现场被捕 The 20-year-old was arrested at the crime scene,
并被当局扭送刑拘 and taken into custody by authorities.
鉴于布朗直播时所表现出来的恶意倾向 The interview sparked controversy
该段访谈一经公布 upon its announcement given Brown's
就引发了争议 exploitative tendencies.
经过数月的康复治疗和精神分析 Heyes was released from St. Michael's Hospital
海耶斯于昨晚从圣迈克尔综合病院 yesterday evening after months of rehabilitation
出院 and psychoanalysis.
跟你一样 仙娜 Like you, Sienna.
万圣节正式到来了 Halloween is officially here,
成千上万的人将在纽约市东村 and thousands are lining up for the parade
列队游行 in New York City's East Village.
预计今晚天气将会寒冷多雨 Weather conditions are expected to be cold and rainy,
所以如果您计划参加 穿暖和点哦 so dress warm if you're planning to attend.
不！不！ No! No!
不！ No!
不 不！ No, no!
强尼！ Johnny!
你还在害怕 You're still afraid.
快停下 我说真的 Stop it now. I mean it.
他们来抓你了 芭芭拉 They're coming to get you, Barbara.
何如？ Well?
不要！你很无知 Stop it! You're ignorant.
他们来抓你了 芭芭拉 They're coming for you, Barbara.
太露了 It's revealing.
不要 Stop it.
三个月的努力 Three months' worth of work,
换来你一句“太露了”？ and all you can say is it's revealing?
你的柰子都快蹦出来了 Your tits are practically popping out.
才没有！ They are not!
就有！转过身去 They are! Turn around.
他来了 Here he comes now.
强尼！ Johnny!
你知道我做的这套是什么吗？ You know what I was making?
是爸爸创作的角色 It's Daddy's character.
是 但在画纸上看到的 Yes, but seeing it on paper
和女儿穿在身上后看到的是两码事 and seeing it on your daughter are two different things.
你看上去就像要去当脱衣舞娘 You look like you're going to a strip club.
妈妈 现在万圣节大家都这么穿 Mom, this is how people dress on Halloween these days.
你知道我为做这个 Do you have any idea how much work
付出了多少心血？ I put into this?
你做得很好 You did an excellent job.
但是万圣节啥时候成了“性感”的代名词了？ But when did Halloween become synonymous with sex?
您真是个老顽固 You're such a prude.
好了 我的优步到了 回见 Okay. That's my ride. Later.
仙娜 Sienna.
你爸爸会喜欢的 Dad would have loved it.
拜 Bye.
爱丽！ Allie!
你发糖果了没？ Have you been handing out candy?
糖果盒怎么还是满满当当的？ That bowl is still filled to the brim.
爱丽！ Allie!
佛祖啊 Oh, my God.
爱丽？ Allie?
爱丽？爱丽 应妈妈一声 Allie? Allie, answer me.
你在哪？ Where are you?
爱丽？ Allie?
哦 不！不 不！不！不！ Oh, no! No, no! No! No!
妈妈 Mom.
我怎么跟你说的？ What'd I tell you?
我永远可以相信你 I never doubted you for a second.
来吧 咱们去爽翻天 Come on. Let's go get fucked up.
你们要点什么？ What can I get you guys?
额 伏特加可乐 谢谢 Uh, vodka and coke, please.
你要什么？ What do you want?
手机关机 你喝什么？ Off your phone. What do you want?
额 朗姆酒 配可乐 Uh, rum and coke. Mixed.
另外 再给我们来两杯威士忌好吗？谢谢你 Also, can we have two shots of whiskey, please? Thank you.
爱丽回你微信没？ Has Allie texted you back yet?
没 No.
你看一下呗？ Well, can you check?
没有 Negative.
你知道这不像她的风格 You know this isn't like her.
没事的 It's fine.
放轻松 Just relax.
好好享受一次人生的美好时光 好吗？ And have a good time for once in your life, okay?
要不我给她妈发一个吧 那样她就会回我了 Maybe if I just text her mom, she will get back to me.
不 关掉你的手机 No. Off your phone.
- 手机关掉 - 好吧！ - Phone down. - Okay!
- 听着 我们会玩得很开心的 - 嗯哼 - Look, we're gonna have fun. - Mmhmm.
- 自由自在零压环境 - 对 - Stress-free environment. - Yep.
- 酒杯拿着 - 好 - Take this. - Okay.
- 咱们走 - 好 谢谢 - Let's go. - All right. Thank you.
不好意思 借过 Will you excuse me? Sorry.
哎哟喂！ Oops!
- 走吧 - 好 好 - Let's go. - Okay. Yep.
好了 Okay.
敬与我的好姐妹共度美好夜晚 To a great night with my girls.
- 为美好夜晚干杯 - 万圣节快乐 - To a great night. - Happy Halloween.
哦 天呐 Oh, God.
哦 你酒量真是差劲 Oh, you're such an amateur.
我都不知道你是怎么喝下这玩意儿的 I do not know how you drink that shit.
行了 继续喝 Well, chase it.
哦 你个傻逼！ Oh, you asshole!
万圣节快乐 宝贝 Happy Halloween, baby.
你好性感 You look hot.
哦 是吗？你喜欢我的发型吗？ Oh, yeah? You like my hair?
喜欢啊 花了多久？ I do. How long did that take?
你不会想知道的 You don't wanna know.
噢！ Ooh!
“就蹭蹭” “不进去” 嗯 不错嘛 Yeah, nice shirt.
是我一厢情愿 Wishful thinking.
我猜也是！ I bet!
哦 杰夫 Oh, Jeff.
这是我最好的朋友仙娜 This is my best friend Sienna.
嗨 Hi.
瓦屋 这身可真牛逼 Wow. That is a badass outfit.
谬赞 Thank you.
这姑娘特有才华 This girl is unbelievably talented.
你不知道 You have no idea.
从头到脚都是她自己做的 She made this whole thing herself, head to toe.
花了多久 五个月吗？ What did it take you, like five months?
不 没那么久 No. It didn't take that long.
是 确实是五个月 Yes, it did.
你不晓得 花了很久很久 You have no idea. It took forever.
你真的是难以置信的油菜花 You are unbelievable.
知道吗 老实说 我觉得我好老土 You know, honestly, I feel upstaged.
好吧 Okay.
你们能别再吹彩虹屁了吗？ Could you guys please stop?
你们说得让我有点难为情。。。 You're making me feel a little self-conscious, so...
哦 好吧 喝几杯会有帮助的 Oh. Well, a couple of shots will help that.
- 哦！喝！喝！喝！喝！ - 干！干！干！干！ - Oh! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! - Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
不 不 不 不 今晚我不能再喝了 No. No, no, no. I cannot drink anymore tonight.
要是我喝醉了 我妈会暴跳如雷的 My mom will get so pissed if I get fucked up.
不 她不会的！ No, she won't!
再2个钟头你妈就睡着了 Your mom's gonna be asleep in two hours.
我真不能喝 I can't do it.
好吧 算了 Okay, fine.
给我们拍张照 Take a picture of us.
欧科 Okay.
哦 咱们跳舞去！ Ooh, let's dance!
好 Okay.
- 不给糖就捣蛋！ - 不给糖就捣蛋！ - Trick or treat! - Trick or treat!
孩子们 看 多酷啊！ Kids, look how cool!
我的天呐！ Oh my God!
这么神奇的吗 So cool.
额 为什么我的糖黏糊糊的？ Ew. Why is mine so sticky?
别怕 就是些假的血 Don't worry. It's just fake blood.
放进袋子里吧 Just put it in the bag.
哦 我喜欢 Ooh, I like it.
额 Ew.
好了 谢谢你！ All right, thank you!
- 谢谢！ - 谢谢你！ - Thank you! - Thank you!
走吧 万圣节快乐！ Let's go. Happy Halloween!
- 万圣节快乐！ - 万圣节快乐！ - Happy Halloween! - Happy Halloween!
你在这儿干什么呢？ What are you doing in here?
想看电影吗？ You wanna watch a movie?
楼下还剩了好多糖果 There is a lot of candy leftover downstairs.
好了啦 我允许你熬夜 Come on. I'll let you stay up late.
走开 Go away.
乔纳森 Jonathan.
你今晚的计划泡汤了妈妈也表示很遗憾 I am sorry that your plans were ruined tonight.
真的很遗憾 I really am.
可你今天在学校做那些事之前 But you should've thought about this
就该想到这个下场的 before you pulled that shit in school today.
我的意思是 闹也闹够了 I mean, enough's enough.
我跟你说的都是实话 I told you the truth.
- 我不想再谈这事了 - 真的不是我！ - I'm not doing this again. - It wasn't me!
好吧 如果真不是你干的 那我真心道歉 Well, if it wasn't you, then I sincerely apologize.
但是我不再相信你的话了 But I just don't believe you anymore.
那这个呢？ What about this?
又是这本破玩意儿！ Again with this fucking book!
爸爸为什么要收集这些新闻报道？ Why was Daddy collecting these news articles?
“嘉年华发现被害女孩”还有这个 "Slain girl found at carnival." And this?
看看这些画！ Look at these drawings!
这不像爸爸的画风！ This isn't like Daddy!
他脑有病 He was sick.
你怎么就不明白呢？ Why can't you understand?
他都不知道自己是谁 He didn't know who he was,
也不知道自己在干什么 or what he was doing half the time.
而这个 And this.
这破玩意儿啥也不是 只是一段他妈的痛苦往事 This bullshit is nothing but a fucking reminder.
不！ No!
我要它永世不得翻身 I want this out of my house.
难怪别人都骂你是个碧池！ You're such a bitch!
你他妈再说一遍试试！ Don't you ever say that to me again!
乔纳森 乔纳森 你给我回来 Jonathan. Jonathan, you get back here.
乔纳森！ Jonathan!
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
等等 你去哪？ Wait. Where are you going?
我去喝一杯 I'm gonna grab a drink.
- 美女 能给我合个影吗？ - 行啊 - Yo, can I get a selfie? - Sure.
法克耶 美女！ Fuck, yeah, girl!
碧池
瓦特？ What?
这什么？ What?
我的上帝 Oh, my God.
仙娜！ Sienna!
- 嘿！ - 嗨！ - Hey! - Hi!
我想你了 姐们儿 I missed you, girl.
嗨 Hi.
不 等等 No, wait.
- 感觉一下 - 哦 - Feel this. - Oh.
噢 Oh.
- 我的天呐 - 不 不 等等 - Oh, my God. - No, no. Wait.
你没明白 我要它 You don't understand. I want it.
- 我知道 - 我想要。。。 - I know. - I wanna like...
住进里面 你懂我意思吗？ live in it, you know?
- 感觉咋样？ - 很好啊 - How are you feeling? - Good.
是吗？ Yeah?
- 实在是忒好了！ - 好吧 - So good actually! - Okay.
我感觉。。。 I feel like...
那一杯我真的开始上头了 that shot's really starting to hit me.
嗯 威士忌就是这样的 Well, whiskey will do that to you.
- 我需要这种感觉 - 是的 - I needed this. - Yeah.
你是对的 You were right.
- 你太正确了 - 是的 - You were so right. - Yeah.
我确实需要 出来走走 不能再胡思乱想了 I needed to just, like get out, and stop thinking,
不能纠结生活中的每一件鸡毛蒜皮的小事 worrying about every little thing in my life.
比如。。。比如这套服装 Like... like this costume.
对 Yeah.
我是说 这应该是件快乐的事 I mean, it should be a happy thing.
- 是啊 - 侬晓得伐？ - Yeah. - You know?
它让我想起我爸爸 It reminds me of my Dad.
在我还是个。。。 He used to...
小女孩的时候 他为我画了这个角色 He used to draw this character for me when I was a little girl.
他对我说 有朝一日 等我长大了 He used to tell me I was gonna grow up
会像这个英勇的女侠一样 to be like her one day.
我真的相信了 And I really believed it.
好吧 看看你现在的样子！ Well, look at you now!
你就是她 You are her.
我一点儿也不像她 I am nothing like her.
我没有勇气 I'm not courageous.
我并不勇敢 I'm not brave.
就像今天白天 我在学校里当着大家的面 I mean, I literally had a panic attack today
惊慌失措 失魂落魄 in school in front of everybody.
我在你的杯子里放了茉莉 I put molly in your drink.
啥？ What?
真的 我给你放了半片摇头丸 I did. I put a half a tablet in your drink,
另外半片给了自己 the other half in mine.
其实也没关系 没啥大不了的 Not even really, it was kind of nothing.
没事的 我也喝了 But it's fine, 'cause I'm also on it.
反正现在我们完全没问题 你和我 So, we're totally fine. You and me.
所以你才会觉得自己感觉很好 And that is why you feel like you're on molly.
因为你嗑药了 'Cause you are.
就是这样 Right now.
你个浪蹄子！ You fuckin' bitch!
你真他妈。。。 What the...
- 你有没有搞错！ - 没搞错 - That is so messed up! - I did it.
我让你感觉好多了 不是吗？ I made you feel better, didn't I?
我现在火气很大啊 I'm fucking pissed.
不 你没火气 No, don't be pissed.
你分明在笑 你压根没火气 You're smiling. You can't be pissed.
不 蹄子 我没笑 No, bitch. I'm not smiling.
你笑得扁桃体都被我看到了 You're totally smiling.
好啦 咱们回去吧 继续跳舞 So, we gotta go back out, and we gotta dance.
乔纳森 Jonathan.
乔纳森 请回 Jonathan, please get back.
乔纳森！ Jonathan!
我擦 Oh, shit.
你擦什么？ What?
我妈给我打了五六个电话 My mom called me like six times.
- 哦 别打回去 - 我得看看。。。 - Ooh. Do not call her back. - I'm gonna see...
- 别给她回电话！ - 嘘 嘘 嘘！ - Don't call her back! - Shh, shh, shh!
仙娜 仙娜 Sienna. Sienna.
- 仙娜 - 嘿！ - Sienna. - Hey!
- 别 - 他死定了 仙娜！ - Stop it. - He's dead, Sienna!
等等 什么？ Wait. What?
挂掉 Cut the call.
等等 妈妈 妈妈 我听不清 Wait, mom. Mom, I can't hear you.
你。。。 Just...
额 对不起 Um, sorry.
额 你刚才说啥？ Um, what'd you say?
他把我整台车都涂满了剃须膏！ He covered the entire fucking car with shaving cream!
啥？ What?
是！在场各种都是乐色 Yeah! The whole fucking thing.
剃须膏 草纸 臭鸡蛋 他死定了！ Shaving cream, toilet paper, eggs. He's dead!
他。。。 He...
乔纳森不会那么干的 Jonathan wouldn't do that.
是 不是他干的 Yeah. He didn't do this.
就像他今早没在学校搞破坏一样！ Just like he didn't vandalize the school this morning!
你瞧瞧这场面 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 Look at this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
这也。。。太他妈疯狂了 This... this is crazy now.
他必须立刻马上光速去看心理医生 He's going to that psychiatrist immediately.
我再也受不了他了 I cannot deal with him anymore.
真的吗 妈妈？ Really, mom?
你要送他去看心理医生 You're gonna send him to a shrink
就因为 就因为他在你车上 because what, he put like a little bit of shaving cream
涂了点剃须膏？ on your car?
我很高兴这事让你乐在其中 仙娜 I'm glad you think this is funny, Sienna.
不就是剃须膏嘛 It's just shaving cream.
他又没拿棒球棒 It's not like he took a baseball bat
砸你的挡风玻璃 to your windshield.
今天是万圣节 我意思是。。。 It's Halloween. I mean...
你喝醉了？ Are you drunk?
- 没有啊 - 不 你喝醉了 - No. - Yes, you are.
你说话带醉的声音出卖了你 你喝了几盅？ I can hear it in your voice. How many drinks have you had?
内什么。。。咱们不是在聊乔纳森吗 I... I thought we were talking about Jonathan.
仙娜 你给我听着 Sienna, so help me,
要是被我看到一会儿你回家的时候烂醉如泥的鬼样子 if you come home plastered on top of everything else
- 我发誓我要修理你。。。 - 不 - I'm dealing with tonight... - No.
我向佛祖发誓 我没醉 我甚至可以去做个酒测 I swear to God, I'm not drunk. I'll even take a breathalyzer.
你们俩这是自寻箱子 You're killing me.
你知道吗？ You know that?
你和你弟弟 我受够了你们俩 You and your brother both, I have had it.
我爱你 I love you.
是吗 仙娜 我警告你 Yeah, Sienna, I am warning you.
不 真的 妈妈 No. Really, mom.
我。。。我爱你 我。。。 I... I love you. I...
这句话我说得不够多 I don't say it enough.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
去享受派对吧 我。。。我很抱歉打扰你 Go and enjoy your party. I'm... I'm sorry to bother you.
还有 And listen.
乔纳森不会有事的 Everything will be okay with Jonathan.
我保证 I promise.
记住我说的话 Just remember what I said.
回家路上小心点 好吗？ Be careful getting home, all right?
好的 拜 I will. Bye.
万圣节快乐 妈惹法克！ Happy Halloween, motherfuckers!
- 聊得咋样？ - 挺好的 - How'd it go? - Fine.
好吧 All right.
我来给你讲点茉莉的规矩 Let me give you a little molly etiquette here.
第一条规矩 绝不能 Rule number one, you never
在磕茉莉的时候给你妈打电话 ever call your mother when you're rolling on molly.
好吗？绝对不能打给你妈 好吗？ Okay? Your mother, never. All right?
第二条规矩 Rule number two,
别他妈白白浪费了上好的茉莉 走吧 you don't fucking let it go to waste. Come on.
瞧瞧 Look at this.
他真的以为能逃过一劫吗？ Did he really think he was gonna get away with this?
他早晚会幡然醒悟的 He is in for a rude awakening.
一切都是会变的 Things are gonna change.
♪ 痛苦 总是痛苦 ♪ ♪ Pain, always pain ♪
♪ 痛苦造就节奏 造就节奏 ♪ ♪ Pain makes the rhythm, makes the rhythm ♪
♪ 造就节奏 ♪ ♪ Makes the rhythm ♪
♪ 痛苦 痛苦造就节奏 造就节奏 ♪ ♪ Pain, pain makes the rhythm, makes the rhythm ♪
♪ 造就节奏 痛苦 ♪ ♪ Makes the rhythm, pain ♪
你看见没？ Do you see that?
那儿 在那儿 那个小女孩 There. There. That little girl.
她在说什么？ What is she saying?
你说啥呢？ What are you talking about?
我。。。我。。。我发誓我看见了 I... I... I swear to God.
她就在那儿 我。。。我看见她了 She was right there. I... I saw her.
她。。。她。。。她就在那儿 She was... She was... she was right there.
好吧 走吧 该上厕所了 Okay. Come on. It's bathroom time.
仙娜？仙娜？ Sienna? Sienna?
好了 仙娜 看着我 没事了 嘘 嘘 嘘 Okay. Sienna, look at me. It's okay. Shh, shh, shh.
仙娜 呼吸 深呼吸 深呼吸 你啥事儿没有 Sienna, breathe. Breathe. Breathe. You're gonna be okay.
仙娜？ Sienna?
妈妈！ Mom!
救命！ Help me!
不好意思害你也出来了 I'm sorry you had to leave.
这算啥 It's no problem.
你没事了吧？ You okay?
仙娜 刚才到底咋回事？ Sienna, what the fuck was that back there?
我很好 I'm fine.
你他妈讲笑话？ Are you fucking kidding me?
不！你很不好 No! You're not fine.
你现在没有一点儿“很好”的样子 You are so completely far from fine right now.
你整个人都吓傻了 You're just totally freaked out.
见鬼 布鲁可 我也想知道为什么 Gee, Brooke. I wonder why.
喔！你可别让我背锅 Oh! Don't blame this on me.
我跟你一样 好吗？ I'm on the same shit as you right now, okay?
- 但我又没抓狂 - 哇喔！ - I'm not freaking out. - Whoa!
你们在吵什么呢？背什么锅？ What are we talking about here? What shit?
我在她酒里放了点茉莉 I put a pinch of molly in her drink.
这又不算啥 It was nothing.
- 加一片安定 - 什么？ - Plus Xanax. - What?
我可没给你安定 I did not give you Xanax.
不 她在吃安定 我之前不知道 好吗？ No, she was already on Xanax, which I didn't know about, okay?
咱们把话四四六六拆掂佢 Let's make that perfectly fucking clear.
我差点被你害死 You could've fucking killed me.
我只是想帮你 I was trying to do something nice for you.
阿弥陀佛！ Jesus Christ!
你整天跟个变态小姐似的 You're like Ms. Morbid all the time.
谢谢 Thanks.
送我回家吧 Just take me home.
仙娜 刚才发生的一切都不正常 Sienna, whatever happened back there was not normal.
好吗？ Okay?
你可能得了脑瘤 You could have had like a brain aneurysm,
或者羊癫疯之类的 or seizure, or something.
万一再发作咋办？ What if it happens again?
要送她去急诊室吗？ Wanna take her to the emergency room?
我。。。我只想。。。只想回家 I... I just... I just wanna go home.
送我回家吧 Just take me home.
如果是你妈打来的 别接 If that's your mother, do not answer it.
喂 Hello.
仙娜 我有麻烦了 Sienna, I'm in trouble.
哦 你觉得呢？ Oh, you think?
妈妈跟我说了 你对她的车做了什么 Mommy told me what you did to her car,
你个小坏蛋 you little asshole.
是真的吗？ I mean, really?
不 我需要你的帮助 No. I need your help.
你得来接我 You have to come get me.
啥意思？ What do you mean?
怎么了？ What's wrong?
你在哪？ Where are you?
我在以前那个嘉年华游乐场 I'm at the old carnival.
埃里克和肖恩把我撂这儿了 我现在独自一人 Eric and Sean left me here. I'm all alone.
你怎么回事？ What's wrong with you?
求你了 我真的好怕 Please. I'm really scared.
我不知道还能怎么办 我不敢打给妈妈 I don't know what else to do. I can't call mommy.
好吧 额 好吧 淡定 Okay. Um, all right. Calm down.
我过来接你 好吗？ I'll come get you, okay?
快点 我手机快没电了 Hurry, my phone is dying.
好 你就在大门口等着 好吗？ All right. Just wait by the main entrance, okay?
乔纳森？乔纳森？乔。。。 Jonathan? Jonathan? J...
见鬼 Goddammit.
他肯定在耍你 He's bullshitting you.
不 不会的 No, he's not.
肯定是 Yes, he is.
今天是万圣节 It's Halloween.
你现在是在告诉我 Are you really telling me right now
你弟弟不会说这种 that it's beneath your brother to do something twisted
低级谎话吗？拜托 什么嘉年华游乐场 like this? Come on. The old carnival.
不 我。。。乔纳森说没说谎我听得出来的 好吗？ No. I... I know when Jonathan's lying. Okay?
我。。。我能从他声音里听出来 I... I could hear it in his voice.
有点。。。不对劲 Something's... something's wrong.
仙娜！我说你。。。 Sienna! Like, dude...
离这儿只有几英里 It's only a few miles from here.
太特么扯了 This is so stupid.
好吧 行吧 随便啦 我不管了 Great. Fine. Whatever. I don't care.
今晚不会再有更糟的事发生了 It's not like this night can get any worse.
那么 他在哪？ Well, where is he?
我让他在大前门等 I told him to wait in front.
- 你弟弟几岁？ - 12 - How old's your brother? - 12.
就算他现在在这儿 Even the fact that he's out here right now
我也得告诉你一件事 should be telling you something.
几年前不是有个小女孩 Didn't like a little girl get murdered out here
就是在这里被杀的吗？ a couple years ago?
我得去找他 I'm gonna go look for him.
什么？ What?
仙娜？回车上来 Sienna? Get back in the car.
仙娜！ Sienna!
她疯了 She's crazy.
乔纳森！ Jonathan!
也许我们该和她一起去 Maybe we should go with her.
去个屁 我敢跟你打赌 Fuck that. I guarantee you,
她弟弟一定躲在哪个地方突然出来吓尿她 her brother's just gonna scare the shit out of her.
自从她们的爸爸自杀后 He's turned into a complete psycho
她弟弟完全变成了一个神经病 ever since his father killed himself.
自从什么？ Ever since what?
没开玩笑 No joke.
她爸长了一颗硕大的脑瘤 He had like this giant brain tumor
我不知道怎么说 反正他做了 that I don't know, it just made him do
很多乱七八糟的破事儿 all this fucked-up shit.
貌似他看到了什么东西 And he was like seeing things.
到最后变得异常粗暴 And he got really abusive towards the end.
尤其是对仙娜 Especially towards Sienna.
然后有一天 And then one day,
他喝了一整瓶杰克丹尼 he drank a whole bottle of Jack,
然后开车直接撞到了 and he got in his car, and he drove straight
一台变压器之类的东西 into one of those transformer things.
完了车就着火了 人被困在残骸里 And the car caught fire, and he got trapped in the wreck.
就这么活活烧死了 And he burned to death.
一英里外都能听到她爸的哀嚎 You could hear him screaming from a mile away.
好吧 我认识你朋友才几个钟头 Well, I've only known your friend for a few hours,
但这番话解释了很多 but that explains a lot.
是的 Yeah.
总的来说 我觉得她已经够坚强了 All things considered, I think she's doing pretty well.
拜托 接电话啊 Come on, answer me.
你在哪？ Where are you?
我到处找你 I'm searching all over the place.
救命 Help.
乔纳森 你能听到吗？ Jonathan, can you hear me?
我不。。。 I can't...
听着 Listen.
我在旋转木马旁等你 好吗？ I'm gonna wait for you by the merry-go-round, okay?
你听到我说的了吗？ Did you hear what I said?
咱们在旋转木马那碰头 Meet me at the merry-go-round.
喂？ Hello?
微信回复我 Text me back.
我被困住了
什么叫你被困住了？ 你在哪？
断魂鬼屋
内是什么？ What is that?
一点提神剂 A little pick-me-up.
瓦屋 杰夫 好吧 Wow, Jeff. Okay.
别让仙娜看到这玩意儿 Don't let Sienna see that shit.
好吧 那我们得在她回来之前完事儿 Well, we'll just have to do it before she comes back.
我可不要 I'm not doing that.
你有尝过吗？ You ever try it?
有啊 尝过一回 我不喜欢 Yeah. Once. I didn't like it.
不可能 你当然会喜欢的 来嘛 Oh sure, impossible. Come on.
这能让咱们重新回夜店狂欢 This will put us right back in the club.
淦 Fuck.
相信我 Trust me.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 妈了个逼的 All right. Fuck it.
额。。。 Um...
好吧 okay.
啊！ Ugh!
这味道怪怪的 That tastes weird.
断魂鬼屋
乔纳森？ Jonathan?
怎么了？ What's wrong?
她到底上哪儿去了？ Where the hell is she?
管她呢 Who cares?
等等 Wait.
好吧 听着 内什么 说真的 All right. Look, but, like, seriously,
她刚才啥时候走的？ what time did she leave?
- 嗐 管她几点 - 好吧 - Well, who cares? - Okay.
好了 我给她打个电话 很快的 好吗？ Okay. I'm gonna call her really fast, okay?
很快 Just really quick.
你去哪？ Where are you going?
去尿尿 I have to go pee-pee.
你要帮我把尿吗？ You wanna hold it?
恶心 滚 Ew. Leave.
留下姓名 留下电话 Hi. It's Sienna.
留下口信 留下悲伤 留下牵挂 我是仙娜 Leave a message, and I'll get back to you.
语音邮箱已满。。。 The mailbox is full...
日了狗 Unbelievable.
目前无法接收任何信息 And cannot accept any messages at this time.
再见。。。 Goodbye...
傻逼啊你！ Asshole!
这是第二次了！ That's twice!
哦 真好笑 Oh, it's so funny.
是 你很搞笑 Yeah, you're so funny.
你知道什么才是真正好笑的吗？ You know what's actually really funny?
- 嗯 - 嗯 - Mm. - Mm.
让我看看这儿 哦 Let me see here. Oh.
哦 嘿 别乱搞 Oh, hey. Don't fuck her up.
- 拜托 - 哦 - Come on. - Oh.
- 噢 你最好说对不起我错了 - 骚瑞 - Oh, you better say sorry. - I'm sorry.
我真不知道 And I don't really know
你能不能从烟灰缸里吸这个 if you can snort this out of an ashtray.
再想用鼻子吸就难了 It'd be kinda hard to snort out of.
对不起！我错了！我再也不敢了 我保证 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I won't do it again, I promise.
你真的认错了？ Are you actually sorry?
嘿 Hey.
好吧 行吧 Okay, fine.
但你真混 But you're a jerk.
小贴士
杰夫？ Jeff?
我的上帝！ Oh, my God!
不！不 不！ No! No, no!
我的天！ Oh, my God!
佛祖啊！ Oh, my God!
仙娜！ Sienna!
哦天呐！ Oh, God!
仙娜！ Sienna!
佛祖啊！佛祖啊！ Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
乔纳森！ Jonathan!
你听见没？ Can you hear me?
谁来救救我！ Somebody, please!
救命！ Help me!
仙娜！ Sienna!
救命！ Help!
布鲁可！ Brooke!
佛祖啊！不要 求你了！不！ Oh, my God! No, please! No!
别过来 不要 求你别 不要过来！ Stay back. Stop. Please stop. Stay away from me!
不要 求你了！ Don't, please!
等等 等等 不！求你了 求你不要！不！ Wait, wait. No! Please, please stop! No!
不 不 不 不！停下 不要 不要 求你了！ No, no, no, no! Stop it. Stop. No. Please!
不 别过来 不要。。。不要靠近我 No. Stay back. Don't... don't come near me.
求你不要 不 不 不！ Please don't. No, no, no!
布鲁可！ Brooke!
布鲁可 Brooke.
乔纳森？ Jonathan?
乔纳森 快跑！ Jonathan, run!
快 Come on.
这边 This way.
仙娜 Sienna.
你伤得好重 You're hurt bad.
我没事 我没事 你呢。。。让我看看你 I'm all right. I'm all right. Let me... let me see you.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
我的天呐 Oh, my God.
你是对的 You were right.
你说的都对 You were right about everything.
关于你的事 我也是对的 I was right about you, too.
关于我的什么事？ About what?
他们利用我把你引到这儿 They used me to get you here.
他们要你来这里是有原因的 They need you in this place for a reason.
你在说什么？ What are you saying that?
爸爸已经预见了这一切 It's what Daddy saw.
我认为你是唯一能阻止那小丑的人 I think you're the only one who can stop him.
为什么？ Why?
我不知道 I don't know.
额 我们得想办法离开这儿 Well, we gotta find a way out of here.
好吧 走吧 Okay, come on.
在这儿等着 Wait here.
乔纳森 Jonathan.
浑蛋！ Sucker!
乔纳森。。。 Jonathan...
仙娜！ Sienna!
仙娜 仙娜 醒醒 Sienna. Sienna, wake up.
别离开我 别离开我！求你别走 Stay with me. Stay with me! Please don't go.
仙娜 求你别离开我 Sienna. Please don't leave me.
仙娜 宝贝 醒醒 Sienna. Baby, wake up.
妈妈？ Mom?
宝贝 没事了 Sweetie, it's okay.
你安全了 You're safe.
妈妈 Mom.
噢 嘘 嘘 嘘 Oh, shh, shh, shh.
一切都会好起来的 Everything's gonna be okay.
我以为再也见不到你了 I thought I was never gonna see you again.
噢 Oh.
乔纳森告诉你了。。。是吗？ Jonathan told you... didn't he?
什么？ What?
仙娜！ Sienna!
快离开她！那不是妈妈！ Get away from her! That's not Mommy!
乔纳森！ Jonathan!
不！不！ No! No!
不！不 你个混账！ No! No, you tucker!
王八蛋 Fuck you.
说到奖品 孩子们 Speaking of some prizes, kids,
今天我们请来了一位非常特殊的嘉宾 we have a very special guest with us today.
放我出去！ Let me out!
- ♪ 南来的北往的不要错过小丑咖吧 ♪ - ♪ 南来的北往的不要错过小丑咖吧 ♪ - ♪ Come on by the clown café ♪ - ♪ Come on by the clown café ♪
♪ 这俱乐部令人害怕 ♪ ♪ The club is downright gruesome ♪
♪ 但你胃口着实太大 ♪ ♪ But your appetite so big ♪
♪ 因为食物有点嘻哈 食物有点嘻哈 ♪ ♪ 'Cause food's a little funny food's a little funny ♪
♪ 小丑咖吧里的食物有点嘻哈 ♪ ♪ Food's a little funny at the clown café ♪
仙娜！ Sienna!
仙娜 Sienna.
你干掉她了 You got him.
都结束了 是吧？ It's over now. Okay?
嗯 Okay.
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拜托告诉我这是南瓜拿铁 Please tell me this is pumpkin spice.
绝对不可能 Not a chance in hell.
这是什么？ What is this?
丧尸拼盘 我老婆做的 Zombie platter. My wife made it.
真恶心 That's disgusting.
有创意 但很恶心 Creative, but disgusting.
你没试吃之前我可不会这么说 I wouldn't say that before you try it.
很好吃的 It's pretty tasty.
唔 不了 谢谢 Mm. No, thanks.
尽管这脑子看起来很有吸引力 As appealing as that brain looks,
我现在真没啥胃口 I don't really have the stomach for it right now.
没事吧？ Everything okay?
我一整天都在照料咱们的明星病人 I've been tending to our celebrity patient all day.
那不好吗？ Is that bad?
一想起她那张脸 Let's just say her face
顿时就没了食欲 doesn't stimulate one's appetite.
浪货 贱逼 骚穴 母猪 婊子 淫妇 妓女
- 她什么样？ - 温顺 - What's she like? - Tame.
其实她挺配合我的 Pretty cooperative actually.
很难想象她会把那个女人撕成碎片 It's kind of hard to imagine she ripped that woman to pieces.
维基+亚特
给我递个眼球 Pass me one of those eyeballs.
蛤？ Huh?
还有 额 上面再涂点脑浆 And, uh, put some of that brain jelly on it, too.
我说 萝拉 别那么小气 哦 对 就这样可以了 And, Lola, don't be stingy. Oh. There it is. There you go.
再来点儿 Little more.
谢谢 明天开始节食 所以。。。 Thank you. Diet starts tomorrow, so...
嗯！ Mm!
嗯 Mm.
- 内是什么？ - 嗯？ - What is that? - Hmm?
你在哼的这首曲子 是什么歌？ That song you're singing, what is it?
噢 Oh.
其实我也不知道 I have no idea actually.
维多利亚整天对着我唱这歌 Victoria's been singing it all day.
我就被洗脑了 I can't get it out of my head.
噢 Huh.
天杀的母狗！ You fucking cunt!
婊子！婊子！婊子！婊子！婊子！ Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
佛祖啊 Oh, God.
♪ 南来的北往的不要错过小丑咖吧 上门送餐服务顶呱呱 ♪ ♪ Drop on by the clown café your favorite meals on wheels ♪
♪ 虽然菜单恶心巴拉 但是商品全搞特价 ♪ ♪ The menu is disgusting and it's full of special deals ♪
♪ 其他好处倒是没啥 餐盘得靠自己来抓 ♪ ♪ Nothing here is good for you so grab yourself a tray ♪
♪ 因为小丑咖吧里的食物有点嘻哈 ♪ ♪ 'Cause food's a little funny at the clown café ♪
♪ 南来的北往的不要错过小丑咖吧 ♪ ♪ Drop on by the clown café ♪
♪ 你的订单飞走之前给你两倍加码 ♪ ♪ Double up your order quick before it runs away ♪
♪ 因为小丑咖吧里的食物有点嘻哈 ♪ ♪ 'Cause food's a little funny at the clown café ♪